[8:53:48 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: I WILL GRANT YOU TWO AND A HALF WISHES!
[8:54:14 PM] Delaney Clark: OH GOD. WHAT DOES A HALF WISH MEAN
[8:54:22 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: YOU MUST MAKE ALL THREE WISHES AT ONCE!
[8:54:33 PM] Delaney Clark: WHAT. HOWIS THAT POSIBLE
[8:54:50 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: DO IT! WISH FOR ALL THINGS RIGHT NOW!
[8:55:31 PM] Delaney Clark: FOOD, SKINNY BODY, HALF A COOKIE.
[8:55:57 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: YOU GET: A PLATE OF PASTA, A HALF A COOKIE, AND HALF OF YOUR BODY IS SKINNY.
[8:56:12 PM] Delaney Clark: WHICH HALF
[8:56:22 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: YOU KNOW TWO-FACE? THE BATMAN VILLAIN?
[8:56:45 PM] Delaney Clark: D: Y-YEAH
[8:56:52 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: YOU’RE LIKE THAT.
[8:57:17 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: PRETTY MUCH, ONE HALF OF YOU IS PARIS HILTON, THE OTHER HALF IS ROSIE O’DONNELL.
[8:57:39 PM] Delaney Clark: D: I DONT WANT THAT.
[8:57:45 PM] Delaney Clark: NO.
[8:57:47 PM] Delaney Clark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:57:50 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: THE WISHES HAVE BEEN
[8:57:51 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: …
[8:57:51 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: …
[8:57:52 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: …
[8:57:54 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: GRANTED!
[8:57:55 PM] Delaney Clark: WAIT!
[8:57:55 PM] Delaney Clark: SHIT
[8:58:00 PM] Delaney Clark: OH GOD IM MELTING
[8:58:03 PM] Delaney Clark: ON HALF OF MY BODY
[8:58:16 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: ENJOY THE PASTA AND HALF COOKIE, ROSIE O’HILTON!
[8:58:23 PM] Delaney Clark: I’LL KILL YOU
[8:58:37 PM] Delaney Clark: HALF MY BODY IS TOO FRAGILE. THE OTHER HALF IS TOO BIG TO MOVE
[8:58:51 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: YOU WISHED IT!
[8:58:55 PM] Evan “Lorhk” Lloyd: I GRANTED HALF OF IT!
[8:59:01 PM] Delaney Clark: D: NOOOoooO