rainbowsparklekittens: oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take. i love how casually he says “godzilla”
vulpvibe: i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES THRE BEARS AR E IN
sexstiel: this is literally the best video on the internet
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
justanotherlonelyghost: It just occurred to me why they call missing e “missing e.” It’s because the word “tumblr” is missing an e. I’m a GENIUS.
Me: -on the couch not feeling well when mom walks in-
Mom: Hey! I'm going out to Donna's for some wine. How do you feel?
Me: I really need to tell you something...
Mom: Er... Okay will it make you feel better?
Mom: Okay, then go!
Me: I'm going to die without a Hershey's cookies and cream bar and a pepsi.
Her: ... Okay was that all you needed to say? Glad you're feeling better! Love you! -leaves-
When you're agreeing with people: FLAWLESS PERSON IS FLAWLESS. asdfghjkl; i love you.
When someone makes a sarcastic post/you don't agree with them: you're the scum of the fucking earth OP. fall on a fucking knife and die you piece of shit.
People commenting on a body post: Everyone is beautiful and should be respected and loved.
Someone else puts in their personal opinion and then it turns into: Fuck you, you're a fat bitch and you need to die. People are fucking beautiful you trashy, scumbag whore. Go suck a dick and chop off your dyed hair.
What should happen: Oh, you don't believe the same thing I do/have a different opinion that I conflict with? Okay, cool. That's your opinion.
Don't go see Looking for a Friend for the end of...