at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
“This didn’t have to happen. This wouldn’t have happened if he’d been trained. If he knew what he was doing. He wouldn’t have killed her. He’d have known how to save her! He wouldn’t have killed her!”
“The Green Goblin found her because he knew who Peter was. The Registration Act will rip all heroes of their secret identities and no one they love will be safe! And this will happen again and again!”
The Night Gwen Stacy Died and Iron Man/Captain America: Casualties of War
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
dont forget that princess cookie also dealt with trans* stuff (isnt a fear but it was soemthing they did)
*Sociopath. Do yours.
Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.
Are YOU my mummy?
No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling